About Me
Did you know the flame retardants on your pillow are making you retarded? Don't believe me? I'm valid proof, bitches. I snort that shit like your ma's Hoover vac and Whitney Houston's coke-addicted, elephant-trunked bastard child. It explains the crazy in this blog. Or maybe the fact that I was raised by wolves does.... Either way, I bark, I bite,and I blog like a bitch. I am an all around bad influence. Don't like it? LEAVE.